Alas, when I clicked “buy,” a message popped up. “This item is no longer available,” noted Wal-Mart’s website of the Brunette excrementer. “We’re unable to show you buying options for this item unless you live on Mars.” (OK, I added that last part.) Rated “top selling item in baby dolls” this season on Amazon, the Blonde Episcopalian Baby Alive pooper was even more scarce. Not available anywhere, even on Hasbro’s own site. Amazon had one Baby Alive Brunette for $199. For a $27 defecating doll?